For ironyaficionado's birthday (I am so sorry.)

[singing-ring.livejournal.com]

I've been sent out to meet you
So I could birthday greet you

Since she is not proposing
this use I'd be opposing
But you're so very awesome
and bear no resemblance to a possum

So have a very happy day
And eat whatever comes your way
You will savor every bite
In birthday dinner's delight
Cake you'll enjoy if not a lie
Quickly make sure that it's not pie!